How to Use gooner in a Sentence

gooner

noun
  • The gooners racked their brains.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • But to many gooners, that’s the appeal.
    Jennifer Pollitt, The Conversation, 16 Mar. 2026
  • Protect gooner guy at all costs!
    Emma Specter, Vogue, 22 Jan. 2026
  • Instead, the gooners bragged about them.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • Healthy gooning, as any gooner can tell you, is an oxymoron.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • The gooner may well be your friend, family member, or neighbor.
    Rosa Lyster, Harpers Magazine, 30 Dec. 2025
  • But what your average gooner is up to is basically a kind of sad, confusing role-play.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • But the gooners’ rise does, in retrospect, possess a certain inevitability.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • That at a certain point, the gooner will open his eyes, find himself in a room filled with lube but void of love, and decide that the boredom of staying in that room outweighs the fear of whatever lies beyond it.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • Kolitz’s ethnography, crucially, does not portray gooners as some freakishly niche cohort operating at the outer edges of society.
    Brady Brickner-Wood, New Yorker, 14 Jan. 2026
  • Like those lunatic trolls who emerge now and then to threaten the children of right-wing media targets, the gooners are just having fun, playing around, saying the things one says to get ahead in their particular community.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • The Gooneral’s attendees didn’t care that Malone was, from all available evidence, not a gooner at all but rather an unaffiliated, lone-wolf pervert.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • As for the on-cam streaming stuff, Gooncultist traces it to something called Rabbit, a platform designed to allow users to watch Netflix together, which proto-gooners found their own novel uses for.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • This gooner was also nineteen and was fairly new to the scene—he’d joined the community just a few months earlier—but had taken to it passionately, so passionately that JustDamage was concerned for his welfare.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025
  • One hundred and twenty gooners had RSVP’d to that evening’s event, which, from WristbandGuy’s experience, meant that about fifteen would ultimately show.
    Daniel Kolitz, Harpers Magazine, 24 Oct. 2025

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